Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: Hi, Salmoncroute!anon again, 1.) sorry for the total lack of grammar etc. English is not my native language. 2.) I find Sienna G's twitter hilarious and clever (having read a couple of months back) but I've realised some of Hiddle's fans disagree :-) Sorry but thank you for posting the ask. Now it's time to defrost some salmon.

I think it was Sienna’s grammar everyone was making fun of. And English IS her first language so she has no excuse. ;) I hope you and your salmon have a good night! 

Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: Hi, did you see that @guillorybe, one of TH's co-stars in HR, tweeted "Spent a lot of time on set today with a man who's penis resembles an entire salmon en croute". After image googling I'm sure how to proceed. The picture of said dish squeezed in TH's tight pants or we might finally get to see the Hiddlesconda in total freedom in this movie, whoever's dong it was she was talking about.

thereallimegreenandloki:

wherewellshine:

thereallimegreenandloki:

flappyhappyhiddles:

Here’s the tweet in question:

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Here’s the dish to which she was referring:

She could be talking about anyone’s penis really. Anyone from the dogs they may have on set to the craft services guy, to the lead gaffer or the director. Of course, this does now give me a sliver of hope that someone’s penis will be on display in one way or another.

GOD. SHE IS SO IGNORANT.

WHOSE PENIS. NOT WHO’S.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK. YOU INSULT THE FANGIRLS AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO USE INCORRECT GRAMMAR.

SOMEONE STOP THIS WOMAN BEFORE SHE BRINGS DOWN THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.

Why don’t people just ignore this woman? Don’t give her attention. That’s all she wants.

God, I wish I COULD. She’s such a fucking trainwreck!!!

thereallimegreenandloki:

Actually, versatiledoom, I don’t think she’s talking about Tom. Unless memory is serving me incorrectly, she’s talking about Luke Evans, whoSE (catch that, Sienna?!?) character is having an affair with hers. But she is definitely one of two things: 1. Desperate for an audience/relevancy or 2. Just naturally gauche and she can’t help herself. Either way she’s sad.
Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: Hi, did you see that @guillorybe, one of TH's co-stars in HR, tweeted "Spent a lot of time on set today with a man who's penis resembles an entire salmon en croute". After image googling I'm sure how to proceed. The picture of said dish squeezed in TH's tight pants or we might finally get to see the Hiddlesconda in total freedom in this movie, whoever's dong it was she was talking about.

flappyhappyhiddles:

Here’s the tweet in question:

image

Here’s the dish to which she was referring:

She could be talking about anyone’s penis really. Anyone from the dogs they may have on set to the craft services guy, to the lead gaffer or the director. Of course, this does now give me a sliver of hope that someone’s penis will be on display in one way or another.

Also, don’t forget, a lot of actors put their junk in a nude colored sock during love scenes and reports from people that have read the book say her love interest is Luke Evans’ character.

Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: Hi, did you see that @guillorybe, one of TH's co-stars in HR, tweeted "Spent a lot of time on set today with a man who's penis resembles an entire salmon en croute". After image googling I'm sure how to proceed. The picture of said dish squeezed in TH's tight pants or we might finally get to see the Hiddlesconda in total freedom in this movie, whoever's dong it was she was talking about.

Here’s the tweet in question:

image

Here’s the dish to which she was referring:

She could be talking about anyone’s penis really. Anyone from the dogs they may have on set to the craft services guy, to the lead gaffer or the director. Of course, this does now give me a sliver of hope that someone’s penis will be on display in one way or another.

Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: #if you're lucky enough to get near it please wear protective eye wear. lol now we why odin is missing an eye.

What the hell was Odin doing there? Not that I could blame him…

bellezebub Thanks for that ass!: Not a question. But GOD BLESS YOU. This. Is. Necessary. The only thing I worry about is, if he knows we keep staring at it, will he put it away? Maybe do a tuck or something? Ok, it's not the biggest worry of our time, but....

Honey, if he hasn’t put it away by now, we have absolutely nothing to worry about. Those pants he wears and his complete disregard for undies is some thing I fall to my knees and thank the powers that be for.

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hiddlesandbowties:

flappyhappyhiddles:

the-forgotten-garden:

ba-dum-tish:

just-watching-tumble:

Apparently Muppets didn’t talk to Marvel costumers as to why Loki got a long tunic after Thor…. 

apparently not…

has flappyhappyhiddles seen this yet? ;)

Oh, you better believe I have! I’ve studied it quite thoroughly. Look at those straining buttons!

Considering the Muppets, so you think a group that paired a pig and a frog are REALLY going to care about covering the Hiddlesconda fully?

And you know, it is possible in some crazy mixed up AU that people don’t obsessively check out his crotch. This is a place that I would never want to be in, of course.
lokilockedcougar:

pammerjo:

lokilockedcougar I’m lookin’ at YOU.

Ummm….I resemble that remark….
ba-dum-tish:

mischabea:

mischabea:

geminibooknerd:

mischabea:

OK, ladies.  I know I said no Tom tonight but we need some levity right now and I’ve been saving this for a rainy day.  The story behind it is dumb (I had someone tell me once that what looked like a penis in this scene was actually someone else’s arm) but I made it for a laugh, gods it feels like forever ago.  Until now the only person who’s seen it is ohhowlucky.  I don’t so much do gifs so this is the best you’ll get out of me.  Anyway, enjoy?  I hope!

Definitely not an arm..

limegreenandloki said: OH MY GOD hahaha that’s the clearest one I’ve seen ever. There’s even reflection in the pool
Mischa: You’re welcome.

Do I have
jackburtonsays
to thank for the return of this bullshit today? If so, thank you. I truly appreciate that you all appreciate my unique talents.

if I’ll ever not reblog this….assume I’m dead

^^same
Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: Flappy, I now have, after careful scientific examination, determined that the Hiddlesconda is around 5-6". That's when the conda's still chillin and not excited. My methods may not have been perfect tho because it gets distracting, but that is the approximation. :))

While I appreciate your extensive study I can only recognize results proved with pictures accompanied by your calculations. In other words, show your work! ;)

the-forgotten-garden:

ba-dum-tish:

just-watching-tumble:

Apparently Muppets didn’t talk to Marvel costumers as to why Loki got a long tunic after Thor…. 

apparently not…

has flappyhappyhiddles seen this yet? ;)

Oh, you better believe I have!  I’ve studied it quite thoroughly.  Look at those straining buttons!

Sorry about the lack of activity on FHH lately. I’m still here and I’m still very interested in his package. I’m still taking submissions and my ask box is always open. Hopefully soon I’ll be the old FHH again. Welcome to the new kids and thanks for hanging with me to everyone else!

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