flappyhappyhiddles:

flappyhappyhiddles:

flappyhappyhiddles:

April 16, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?

This crotch is still up for grabs!

Will no one claim this crotch of the day?

If no one has guessed correctly by midnight, I will declare this crotch uncatchable. An FHH first.
Congrats to the newest inductee, duskyhuedladysatan!
flappyhappyhiddles:

flappyhappyhiddles:

April 16, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?

This crotch is still up for grabs!

Will no one claim this crotch of the day?
Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: The ratings thing is dicey. I've seen full-frontal male nudity in an R film. Usually, if it's just some guy standing there naked, it is R material. It's when it starts getting sexually explicit--graphic sex acts are being depicted--that you get into NC-17 waters. It depends on how it's shot. If it's more implied, than actually seen, it has a better chance of getting R. Of course, we can always hope for an unrated DVD version later. ;)

Thanks for that! *crossing fingers for director’s cut (or uncut)*

April 17, 2014
Bonus Point COTD!
3 points to first person to guess event and the other person in the photo.
OR
1 point to the first person to guess the event
1 point to the first person to guess the other person in the photo
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?
Anonymous Thanks for that ass!: What with all this talk of kinky sex in Crimson Peak, I wonder if there's any chance we'll get a clear shot of the London Underground in this film.

Hmmm, I dunno. How does it work with film ratings and male nudity? Anyone??

flappyhappyhiddles:

April 16, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?

This crotch is still up for grabs!

YAY ANOTHER!

I’d like to thank Tom and his touser snake, my dad for encouraging my creepy lewd man ogling ( “There’s nothing wrong with staring at good looking men, honey!”), FHH and her marvelous blog and last but not least my internet provider ;)

xx

April 16, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?
“[Crimson Peak] has moments that are very visceral, physical violence. You’re in this sort of sedate romance and then there is this brutal moment where you’re like, “Whoa!” And it has a lot of kinky moments. The only kinky moment I’ve ever shot is the leg f**k in The Devil’s Backbone. [laughs] This has a little more kinkiness than that.”
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Guillermo Del Toro

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What’s in his hands? A top hat perhaps? And maybe…….GLOVES? Unacceptable.
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torrilla:

Marisa: Tom Hiddleston’s trailer was on my street today! I met him and he was very nice!! pic.twitter.com/mj8escLBvw

On your STREET? Does this mean Tom Hiddleston is your neighbor? You should go ask him for a cup of sugar or bring him a welcome basket.
hiddleseyecandy Thanks for that ass!: In the new Crimson Peak photos Tom's pants aren't tight at all and his crotch still looks huge! His package is determined to take center stage no matter how you dress it. (and it is dressed lovely)

Agreed. It may become a bigger star than he is. It already enters a room first. Primadonna package.

Welcome to the tribute page to the most lovely crotch on tumblr. Ample in size yet able to mysteriously disappear, we marvel and revel in the crotch of one Mr. Tom Hiddleston.

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