the-wolf-in-your-fairytale:

sweetoceanclouds:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

deancanbesaved:

lumos5000:

fishingboatproceeds:

godzilladez:

fishingboatproceeds:

Stop trying to make google+ happen, Gretchen.

Tumblr: Here’s everything Donut has ever been in. Here’s a fifteen second gif of this actor eating a donut. This is what it means when donuts are eaten in this sign. Here’s how to kill somebody with a donut. Here’s how to bury a body with a donut. Here’s Supernatural. 

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch eating a donut. Here’s a map of per capita donut consumption. Here’s an inspirational quote about beauty written in helvetica on a donut. Here’s how donuts are tools of the patriarchy. 
God I love tumblr.

John Green everyone…



Supernatural, everyone…

Here’s Tom Hiddleston with a donut bulging out of his trousers.

You asked for it Flaps…


Yessssssss!
sweetoceanclouds:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

deancanbesaved:

lumos5000:

fishingboatproceeds:

godzilladez:

fishingboatproceeds:

Stop trying to make google+ happen, Gretchen.

Tumblr: Here’s everything Donut has ever been in. Here’s a fifteen second gif of this actor eating a donut. This is what it means when donuts are eaten in this sign. Here’s how to kill somebody with a donut. Here’s how to bury a body with a donut. Here’s Supernatural. 

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch eating a donut. Here’s a map of per capita donut consumption. Here’s an inspirational quote about beauty written in helvetica on a donut. Here’s how donuts are tools of the patriarchy. 
God I love tumblr.

John Green everyone…



Supernatural, everyone…

Here’s Tom Hiddleston with a donut bulging out of his trousers.
mischabea:

In honor of hitting a new milestone (300 followers!  What?) I’ve decided to do my first Follow Forever.  I could go on forever but I’m limiting myself to 15.  So without further ado, here it is!
1. ohhowlucky-My “Tumblr Best Friend” I often wonder if portions of our brains are linked.  If it weren’t for her, I certainly wouldn’t be writing.  She talks me down off the ledge on a near constant basis.  I love you girl!
2. peridot-and-trickery-For the sweetness, loveliness, Tommentary, interesting philosophical discussion,and amazing writing!
3. wlntersoldier-For all my Captain America/Bucky Barnes feels needs.
4. matchgirl42-Come for the Tommentary, stay for the fics!  Control is a particular favorite of mine but she also produces some grade A smut!
5. jackburtonsays-Our official Friday Night DJ and all around fantastic lady.  My favorite person to have inappropriate discussions with at 7 AM.
6. calmingbrits-Whenever life gets you down, calmingbrits has an appropriate picture of a hot British dude with an uplifting adage!
7. hotsouthernstubbornponymess-A fun chick who also happens to write an amazing original fantasy, Kingdom Come:  Heart of the World.
8. flappyhappyhiddles-For all 9 (Approx.) inches of obvious reasons.
9. lokiwtf-I know you’re going to be mad at me for putting you on this list, but I don’t care because you’re awesome.  If you decide to follow lokiwtf, a certain Trickster God might come a-knocking and thoroughly mess up your life (for good or evil).  You have been warned.  A great Lokean blog.
10. a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster-Tom Hiddleston + general nerdery = a blog after my own heart.
11. upallnightogetloki-One of the first blogs that I followed after joining Tumblr.  I have never been disappointed.  An ecclectic mix of social commentary and geektasticness.
12. thechaosgod-A comic Loki RP blog that I happen to lurve.
13. carboncopyofself-Just look at her photo manipulation and try to tell me she hasn’t elevated it to an art form.
14. ohhiddles-myhiddles-Again with the great Tommentary and even better fics!
15. beachgrl76-This woman gets me.  She understands that at my love for Zachary Levi is second only to my love of Tom Hiddleston.  Also I can always count on her to read my ridiculous little stories. You rock woman!
All of you help make my Tumblr experience amazing! And for the new folks, please invade the ask box!  I’d love to get to know you better!


Oooh, thanks for the shout out!

I’m so happy I got another one

Apparently the flood of new Tripod!Tom pics, gifs and videos sharpened my crotch watch sense…. bahaha

I’d like to thank FHH ( did I ever mention I also love all the peen science on your blog? It’s awesome),the tailors who created all the tight conda-hugging trousers and Tom for being either completely oblivious or immensely proud in displaying his aversion to underware.

..we know,Tom!

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(I love the science, too!!)

April 22, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?
April 21, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?

Get to know Wiener’s Circle member, DUSKYHUEDLADYSATAN!

Where are you from? i grew up in the town Mayberry is actually based on, but now i live in southwest florida after a few years of seasonal work up and down the east cost.

What does your URL mean? Doc Holiday refers to Josephine Marcus as Wyatt Earp’s ‘dusky-hued lady-satan’ in Tombstone - one of my favorite movies EVAR.  she’s a role model.

What’s your age or age range? early thirties, going on 80.

Tell us about your first encounter with Mr. Hiddleston and how you became a fan! like i’ve said before, i blame LaineyGossip, and the Latent Hotness.  i think it was a picture on pinterest? it was definitely Rome!Tom. late august 2012 - i didn’t even think twice about him when i saw The Avengers opening weekend.  four months later, i was smitten. 

Favorite Hiddles role and why? i really liked Hal and Henry, and i like how Magnus seems to be rather the antithesis of The Hidds.  i think i’m going to adore Adam.

When did the London Underground catch your eye? omg i don’t even recall.  i was lurking on tumblr until june 2013, so certainly before then.  but i didn’t stop clutching my pearls over the invasive objectification for a while.  *ppfftt* i was such an amateur.  

What’s your favorite crotch euphemism? toss-up between buckingham phallus and london underground.  i typo-ed lonDONG underground this weekend.  i like that one, too.

Are you on Team Left, Right or Center? usually Team Right! (a la Steve Holt!) but Team I’m Out In Public is good, too.

What’s your favorite “version” of Tom? ComiCon 2013 or cannes 2013 if i was pressed.  but any version is fiiiiiiiiine as hell.

Did you have a previous crotch crush or do you have another that you currently worship? Who and why? i was ALL ABOUT kevin bacon for a good part of my teenage years, and Jake Gyllenhaal was an obsessive favorite for a while.  never looked much at their nethers, tho.

Do you have a favorite Hiddles blog? FHH is excluded, of course, because I know that’s your favorite! ;) mine- haha, no really, there are so many don’t make me choose.  it’s like choosing between my favorite versions of Tom.  all are good.  ALL.

What’s your secret to being a 5 time COTD winner? photographic memory and dragging my lazy ass out of bed before 1 pm. and being obsessed with his junk.

Is there anyone you’d like to thank for making you the winner you are today? well, Flappy, obviously.  and all you Uncultured Swine and Slores and Hiddlespinsters (that’s a new one i just came across).  also, The Hidds himself for having NO SHAME and being VERY PROUD of that with which nature has blessed him.  

Do you have any advice for those aspiring to join you in the prestigious Wiener’s Circle?  do your research, stare longingly at pictures of The Hidds for hours on end each day.  quit your job for six months and live off savings so you can do this.  but no, really, timing is important.  and staring at pictures all day.  tumblr is your friend.

The day after Easter is a day I hold most sacred. The day that the Easter candy goes on clearance!

April 20, 2014
Can you be the first to guess where this crotch was caught?

Welcome to the tribute page to the most lovely crotch on tumblr. Ample in size yet able to mysteriously disappear, we marvel and revel in the crotch of one Mr. Tom Hiddleston.

Here you can also appreciate the occasional Hiddlebum.

Join me as I feature the Crotch of the Day! If you can guess where the Crotch of the Day was caught, you'll get a shout out!

I welcome submissions, suggestions and ponderings related to that wonderful man!

Also, if you can help me credit a photo or gif, please don't hesitate!

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