I’m so happy I got another one
Apparently the flood of new Tripod!Tom pics, gifs and videos sharpened my crotch watch sense…. bahaha
I’d like to thank FHH ( did I ever mention I also love all the peen science on your blog? It’s awesome),the tailors who created all the tight conda-hugging trousers and Tom for being either completely oblivious or immensely proud in displaying his aversion to underware.
(I love the science, too!!)
Where are you from? i grew up in the town Mayberry is actually based on, but now i live in southwest florida after a few years of seasonal work up and down the east cost.
What does your URL mean? Doc Holiday refers to Josephine Marcus as Wyatt Earp’s ‘dusky-hued lady-satan’ in Tombstone - one of my favorite movies EVAR. she’s a role model.
What’s your age or age range? early thirties, going on 80.
Tell us about your first encounter with Mr. Hiddleston and how you became a fan! like i’ve said before, i blame LaineyGossip, and the Latent Hotness. i think it was a picture on pinterest? it was definitely Rome!Tom. late august 2012 - i didn’t even think twice about him when i saw The Avengers opening weekend. four months later, i was smitten.
Favorite Hiddles role and why? i really liked Hal and Henry, and i like how Magnus seems to be rather the antithesis of The Hidds. i think i’m going to adore Adam.
When did the London Underground catch your eye? omg i don’t even recall. i was lurking on tumblr until june 2013, so certainly before then. but i didn’t stop clutching my pearls over the invasive objectification for a while. *ppfftt* i was such an amateur.
What’s your favorite crotch euphemism? toss-up between buckingham phallus and london underground. i typo-ed lonDONG underground this weekend. i like that one, too.
Are you on Team Left, Right or Center? usually Team Right! (a la Steve Holt!) but Team I’m Out In Public is good, too.
What’s your favorite “version” of Tom? ComiCon 2013 or cannes 2013 if i was pressed. but any version is fiiiiiiiiine as hell.
Did you have a previous crotch crush or do you have another that you currently worship? Who and why? i was ALL ABOUT kevin bacon for a good part of my teenage years, and Jake Gyllenhaal was an obsessive favorite for a while. never looked much at their nethers, tho.
Do you have a favorite Hiddles blog? FHH is excluded, of course, because I know that’s your favorite! ;) mine- haha, no really, there are so many don’t make me choose. it’s like choosing between my favorite versions of Tom. all are good. ALL.
What’s your secret to being a 5 time COTD winner? photographic memory and dragging my lazy ass out of bed before 1 pm. and being obsessed with his junk.
Is there anyone you’d like to thank for making you the winner you are today? well, Flappy, obviously. and all you Uncultured Swine and Slores and Hiddlespinsters (that’s a new one i just came across). also, The Hidds himself for having NO SHAME and being VERY PROUD of that with which nature has blessed him.
Do you have any advice for those aspiring to join you in the prestigious Wiener’s Circle? do your research, stare longingly at pictures of The Hidds for hours on end each day. quit your job for six months and live off savings so you can do this. but no, really, timing is important. and staring at pictures all day. tumblr is your friend.
The day after Easter is a day I hold most sacred. The day that the Easter candy goes on clearance!
Welcome to the tribute page to the most lovely crotch on tumblr. Ample in size yet able to mysteriously disappear, we marvel and revel in the crotch of one Mr. Tom Hiddleston.
Here you can also appreciate the occasional Hiddlebum.
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